15 Things Guys Don't Know About Girls

1) We want you to still say we look beautiful even if we're covered in mud

2) We think your collection of porn is pathetic and immature
3) We love it when you hold our hand in public
4) Don't use sex as an apology, we will still hate you afterwards
5) Of course, we think about you all the time. Even when we're extremely upset with you, we still expect you to call


6) Make fun of our clothes, prepare to die
7) We love it when you make us laugh, but knowing that we can make you laugh is the best feeling in the world
8) Not all girls masturbate, we just don't and we're not lying
9) Please don't play video games while you're with us
10) We are planners. We plan things. But try to surprise us
11) Sorry, but we might leave you for Johnny Depp
12) We remember everything, so minimize the possibility of doing anything stupid
13) Anything you say or do with another girl that you don't want us to know about is considered cheating
14) When we cry, don't ask us to stop. Hug us and let us cry all over your shoulder
15) Stop acting so smart, ask for our advice. Trust us!